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Exploring the History and Evolution of our Sexuality
Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie. This
may just be the real reason that women love chocolate.
The largest penis in the animal kingdom belongs to the mighty blue whale. He is no less than 11 feet of fully functional hot whale action.
The distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg is three to four inches. The human equivalent is 26 miles (a marathon distance). Meanwhile, most of the human race can't make it from the couch to the fridge without huffing and puffing.
Men say the average erect penis is ten inches. Women say it's four inches. But what about girth, people? What about girth?
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14. (And then when they turn 40, their penises fall off. This is why it's all about quality, not quantity.)
29 percent of us are virgins when we marry. (As far as we actually know)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: one to two teaspoons.
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Is anyone else getting weird flashbacks to Clash of the Titans or is it just me?
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How many women have an extra nipple? Men love a woman's nipples, usually in pairs. But many women, one in every two hundred in fact, have a third nipple. Extra or "supernumerary" nipples are generally small, and most resemble a mole or a freckle. However, they can also be the same size as a normal nipple.
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The largest penis in the animal kingdom belongs to the mighty blue whale. He is no less than 11 feet of fully functional hot whale action.
The distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg is three to four inches. The human equivalent is 26 miles (a marathon distance). Meanwhile, most of the human race can't make it from the couch to the fridge without huffing and puffing.
Men say the average erect penis is ten inches. Women say it's four inches. But what about girth, people? What about girth?
Among the Mangaians of Polynesia, 18-year-old couples make love an average of three times a night, every night, until their 30s, when the weekly average drops to a mere 14. (And then when they turn 40, their penises fall off. This is why it's all about quality, not quantity.)
29 percent of us are virgins when we marry. (As far as we actually know)
Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: one to two teaspoons.
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Is anyone else getting weird flashbacks to Clash of the Titans or is it just me?
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Do Women Have Wet Dreams?
While normally associated with younger men, some women do indeed have wet dreams in their sleep. Wet dreams are most common for women in their 40s, although, according to a Kinsey study, less than forty percent report having them. The female wet dream does not involve ejaculation, per se, but an increase in vaginal lubrication. As with male erections, these lubrications happen about four to six times a night, and help to clean out the cervix, as does masturbation. (Do you have to be in your 40s?)How many women have an extra nipple? Men love a woman's nipples, usually in pairs. But many women, one in every two hundred in fact, have a third nipple. Extra or "supernumerary" nipples are generally small, and most resemble a mole or a freckle. However, they can also be the same size as a normal nipple.
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It was during the Victorian era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as wearing a skirt. Now he's much more respectable (or Scottish?).
Thirty percent of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends. Just in case you ever wondered why Viagra stock kept rising.
Mosquitoes, which mate in the air, perform a sex act that lasts only two seconds. Even more amazing is the fact that any sex act can be performed mid-air in two seconds.
A man's penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from nonsexual excitement like when his favorite football team scores a touchdown, etc. Ladies! Here's a totally valid reason to curb the whole sports watching addiction!
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein, which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece. This must be why everyone in ancient Greece was so darned healthy-just look at all those statues.
The word avocado comes from the Spanish word "aguacate" which is derived from the Aztec word "ahuacati," which means testicle. This makes a helluva lot more sense to me than "huevos," which means "eggs." So, would you rather be told you've got a huge set of avocados or eggs?
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This is a real sex club that was created by a group of married women who wanted a safe place to go to find real men for one night stands and affairs. The site has grown to about 80,000 members who are getting laid on a constant basis! Explore a jungle of desires and needs, at one of the most refined and select clubs on the Net.
More Sex Trivia and Facts you really don't need to know!
Every day, 200 million couples around the world have sex, which is about over 2000 couples at any given moment. There's 2000, there's 2000, there's another 2000.It was during the Victorian era that the formerly nude Cupid was redesigned as wearing a skirt. Now he's much more respectable (or Scottish?).
Thirty percent of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends. Just in case you ever wondered why Viagra stock kept rising.
Mosquitoes, which mate in the air, perform a sex act that lasts only two seconds. Even more amazing is the fact that any sex act can be performed mid-air in two seconds.
A man's penis not only shrinks during cold weather but also from nonsexual excitement like when his favorite football team scores a touchdown, etc. Ladies! Here's a totally valid reason to curb the whole sports watching addiction!
The word "gymnasium" comes from the Greek word gymnazein, which means to exercise naked, which often was done in ancient Greece. This must be why everyone in ancient Greece was so darned healthy-just look at all those statues.
The word avocado comes from the Spanish word "aguacate" which is derived from the Aztec word "ahuacati," which means testicle. This makes a helluva lot more sense to me than "huevos," which means "eggs." So, would you rather be told you've got a huge set of avocados or eggs?
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Ever Wondered Who Discovered the All Mighty G-Spot?
You would think it would have to be a woman, right? After all, they have them. Well, the first person to
propose
the existence of the mythical G-spot was one Dr. Ernst Grafenberg, in 1950, in the International Journal of
Sexology.
It (the g-spot) is a bean-shaped area of erectile tissue behind the front wall of the vagina, between the back of
the
pubic bone and the cervix.
No one seemed to notice the good doctor's discovery for over three decades. It didn't even have a name until two scientists - John D. Perry and Beverly Whipple - called it the "G-spot" in honor of Grafenberg (hence the capital "G"). In 1982, along with Alice Kahn Ladas, they dropped the "G" bomb on the public with the publication of The G-spot and Other Recent Discoveries About Sexuality.
Ah, the wonders of living in such an enlightened society.We hear of penis enlargment... Can a woman have her vagina tightened?
If your man's penis isn't big enough, you can take matters into your own hands and have your vagina tightened up. The process, called "female genitalia enhancement," is accomplished by removing fat from the thighs, which is then emulsified and injected into the outer labia.
The labia are then squeezed to reposition the fat up into the vaginal walls. After a successful operation, you will feel much tighter to your partner and he will feel much bigger to you. This procedure eliminates the need for him to be enhanced in size. (Yikes)
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No one seemed to notice the good doctor's discovery for over three decades. It didn't even have a name until two scientists - John D. Perry and Beverly Whipple - called it the "G-spot" in honor of Grafenberg (hence the capital "G"). In 1982, along with Alice Kahn Ladas, they dropped the "G" bomb on the public with the publication of The G-spot and Other Recent Discoveries About Sexuality.
Ah, the wonders of living in such an enlightened society.We hear of penis enlargment... Can a woman have her vagina tightened?
If your man's penis isn't big enough, you can take matters into your own hands and have your vagina tightened up. The process, called "female genitalia enhancement," is accomplished by removing fat from the thighs, which is then emulsified and injected into the outer labia.
The labia are then squeezed to reposition the fat up into the vaginal walls. After a successful operation, you will feel much tighter to your partner and he will feel much bigger to you. This procedure eliminates the need for him to be enhanced in size. (Yikes)
Alert Alert! This new statistic just in! This can't really be true?
Thirty-seven percent of women surveyed preferred shopping to sex. Personally? I find this a tad disturbing! Could it be that we fellas like the two minute quick fix so we can then roll over for our nap? Or is it that stupid "foreplay" debate again. Sheesh.Con't Next Page - Sex World Records - next page | previous | archive | top of page | home
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